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Women Joke: 1
The not necessarily well-prepared student sat in his life science classroom staring at a question on the final exam paper. The question directed: "Give four advantages of breast milk." What to write? He sighed, and began to scribble whatever came into his head, hoping for the best:

1. No need to boil. 2. Cats can't steal it. 3. Available whenever necessary.

So far so good - maybe. But the exam demanded a four-part answer. Again, what to write? Once more, he sighed. He frowned. He scowled, then sighed again. But suddenly, he brightened. He grabbed his pen, and triumphantly, he scribbled his definitive answer:

4. Available in attractive containers.

Women Joke: 2
How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with , "A man once told me... "

Women Joke: 3
Three Things Women Can Do That Men Can't: 1. Bleed for a week and not die. 2. Give milk without eating grass

3. Bury an eight inch bone faster than any dog!

Women Joke: 4
A little girl walks into the bathroom and sees her older sister just come out of the shower. The young girl looks at her sisters pussy and asks "What's that?" Her sister replies "That is my possum, sis!" The young girl replies "Oh, OK" The next day she sees her mother get out of the shower and a pointing at her pussy again asks "What's that?" Her mother replies "That's my possum!" The young girl again replies "Oh, OK" The next day she sees her grandmother getting out of the shower and once again pointing at her pussy asks "What's that?" The grandmother replies "That's my possum!" The young girl replies "Oh, grandmother, is your possum dead?" The grandmother, looking a little dazzled replies "No, deary, why do you ask?" The young girl replies "Oh, its just that your possums tongue is sticking out!"

Women Joke: 5
Yeah, fat broads are like mopeds. They're fun to ride, but you don't want your friends to see you on one.

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