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Women Joke: 146
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A cherry float!
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Women Joke: 147
What's long and hard and excites a girl when
she's finally lucky enough to get on it?
The road to success!
Women Joke: 148
What's the difference between men and women?
Women must play hard to get; men must get hard to play!
Women Joke: 149
What is the meaning of "sanctity"?
It's french, for a lady with five breasts.
Sent by Darrell
Women Joke: 150
At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women
were more trustworthy. "No woman," said one man, scornfully, "can keep a
secret."
"I don't know about that," huffily answered a woman guest. "I have kept my
age a secret since I was twenty-one."
"You'll let it out some day," the man insisted.
"I hardly think so!" responded the lady. "When a woman has kept a secret
for twenty-seven years, she can keep it forever."
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