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Women Joke: 126
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They are all beautiful.
They are all different.
They can all be cold as ice.
But they'll all melt when they land on your face......
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Women Joke: 127
An advantage of being with an older woman
If you act immature enough and hang around long enough, an older woman
will just mistake you for another one of her children and let you live at
her house rent-free. Older women can afford to support you.
Women Joke: 128
Why don't witches wear panties?
So they can get a better grip on the broom.
Women Joke: 129
Whats the definition of a perfect woman ?
a) Three feet tall with a round hole for a mouth and a flat head
so that you can put a pint of beer on it.
b) The sports model has pullback ears and her teeth fold in.
c) The economy model fucks all night and at midnight turn into a
roastbeef sandwich and a sixpack.
Women Joke: 130
In a recent scientific research project, it was proved
that Beer contains the female hormone oestrogen.
That's why after a six pack you can't drive.
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