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Women Joke: 116
| How did Revlon come up with it's brunette hair color?
By studying what oil spills did to seaweed.
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Women Joke: 117
Woman goes into a hardware store and asks the clerk for two AA batteries.
The clerk gestures with his fingers and says, "Come this way," and heads
towards the back of the store.
"If I could come that way," she tells the retreating clerk, "I wouldn't
need the batteries."
Women Joke: 118
These two women went out for a night on the town and got just totally
sloshed. At the end of the evening they decided to take a short cut
through a cow pasture after being unable to find a ride home. They became
lost so split up to try and find the road home. One of the lushes doubled
back only to stumble on the other flat on her back sucking on, and playing
with a cow's udders. Her friend screamed "what are you doing"? the other
lush says "shut up, with all these guys here someone'll drive us home".
Women Joke: 119
This blind guy was walking pass the fish market and he said
"Good morning ladies.."
Women Joke: 120
How do you know if your secretary’s having a bad day?
Her tampon is behind her ear and she can't find her pencil
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