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Women Joke: 111
| The success of the "Wonder Bra" for under-endowed women, has encouraged
the designers to come out with a bra for
over-endowed women.
It's called the "Sheep Dog Bra"...
It rounds them up and points them in the right direction.
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Women Joke: 112
The doctor said to the housewife,
"I've got good news and I've got bad news.
The good news is you don't have PMS.
The bad news is - you're a bitch!"
Women Joke: 113
Ok, I'm going to get a lot of hate mail for this one...
What's the definition of the perfect woman?
She's three feet tall, has a round hole for a mouth, and her head is flat
so you can put a can on it. The sports model has pull back ears and her
teeth fold in. The economy model fucks all night and at midnight turns
into a roast beef sandwich and a six pack.
Women Joke: 114
Q: Why do female parachutists wear tampons?
A: So they don't whistle on the way down...
Women Joke: 115
Who makes all the bras for brunettes?
Fisher-Price
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