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Women Joke: 86
| "Doctor, doctor!" shouted the woman coming into the doctors offfice. "I
think I'm turning into a man" then the doctor says, " Now hold on
little lady what makes you think that you're turning into a man?" "
Well" said the woman "I'm starting to grow hair on my chest" and then
the doctor asked, " Well then, how far down your chest is your hair
growing? " and then she replied, "All the way down to my dick".
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Women Joke: 87
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
You can unscrew a light bulb!
Women Joke: 88
Jessica was toweling off in front of the mirror when she noticed a few
gray pubic hairs. She bent down and said to her privates... "I know
you haven't been getting much lately...but I didn't know you were so
worried about it!"
Women Joke: 89
"Do you have any batteries?" a woman asks the hardware store clerk.
"Yes, m'am." The clerk gestures with his finger. "Can you come this
way?"
"If I could come that way," the woman says, "I wouldn't need the
batteries."
Women Joke: 90
Crazy Sally went to her gynecologist when she got her vibrator stuck
inside of her.
"To remove that vibrator," said the doctor, "I'm going to have to
perform a very long and delicate operation."
"I don't think I can afford that," said Sally. "Could you just replace
the batteries?"
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