Women Joke: 76
| A young married woman was discussing her sex life with a girlfriend.
The girlfriend asked, "Do you talk to your husband when you're making
love ?"
She thought about it a minute then said, "Well, no. But I could. I
mean he has a cell phone and all now."
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Women Joke: 77
The young widow was kneeling at her husband's grave tending to the
weeds, when she felt the grass rustle beneath her skirt. She smiled
and said "Easy sweetheart, you're dead now ya know."
Women Joke: 78
Joe is having a drink in his local bar when in walks this
gorgeous woman. Joe, not being too shy, goes up and sits next
to her. He buys her a drink and then another and then another.
After this and the accompanying small-talk, Joe asks her back
to his place for a "good time."
"Look," says the woman, "what do you think I am? I don't turn
into a slut after 3 drinks, you know!"
"OK," replies Joe, "so how many does it take?"
Women Joke: 79
Some women are gathered and the subject of conversation
turns to sex and then birth control. The first woman says
"We're Catholic so we can't use it."
The next woman says "I am too but we use the rhythm
method."
The third woman says "We use the bucket and saucer
method."
"What the heck is the bucket and saucer method?", the others
ask.
"Well, I'm five foot eleven... and my husband is five foot two. We
make love standing up with him standing on a bucket, and
when his eyes get big as saucers I kick the bucket out from
under him."
Women Joke: 80
Politically Correct Feminine Terminology
from aperreat@saunix.sau.edu:
Have you ever wanted to talk about a girl but was afraid that you
would offend the person standing near you?...NOT. Well, if you are, then
here are some alternatives to some popular phrases.
I found them on a poster, but I don't remember which one.
She is not: An airhead
She is: Reality Impaired
She is not: A Bleached Blond
She is: Peroxide Dependant
She is not: A babe or chick
She is: A Breasted American
She does not have: Major league hooters
She is: Pectorally Superior
She does not have: A Great Tan
She is: Pigmentally Enhanced
You do not want to: Score or pick her up
You want to: Attempt a Horizontal Encounter
She is not: A perfect 10
She is: Numerically Superior
She does not have: A great butt
She has: A Superior Posterior
If she does not want to get: Married or hitched
She does not want: Domestic Incarceration
She is not: Half naked
She is: Wardrobe Impaired
She does not have: A perfect body
She is: Anatomically Gifted
She is not: Drunk or tipsy
She is: Chemically Inconvenienced
She is not: Small or short
She is: Vertically Challenged
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