Women Jokes

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    A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a full
    length mirror. This
    does little to help, as now she just stands in front of the mirror,
    looking at herself, asking
    him how she looks.
    One day, fresh out of the shower, she is yet again in front of the
    mirror, now complaining
    that her breasts are too small.
    Uncharacteristically, the husband comes up with a suggestion. "If you
    want your breasts to
    grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between
    your breasts for a few
    seconds."
    Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper, and
    stands in front of the
    mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.
    "How long will this take?" she asks.
    "They'll grow gradually larger over a period of some years," he
    replies.
    The wife stops. "Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper
    between my breasts
    everyday will make my breasts grow?" she asks.
    The husband shrugs. "Why not, it worked for your ass, didn't it?"