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WarMilitary Joke: 36
| Q: Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?
A: It's harder to pick up.
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WarMilitary Joke: 37
As a sergeant in a parachute regiment I took part in serveral night time
excersises. Once, I was seated next to a Lieutenant fresh from Jump
School. He was quiet sad looked a bit pale so I struck up a conversation.
"Scared, Lieutenant?", I asked.
He replied, "No, just a bit apperhensive."
I asked, "What's the diffrence??"
He replied, "That means I'm scared with a university education."
WarMilitary Joke: 38
A young Army 1st Lt. is in the bathroom (head) releaving
himself at the urinal, when a young boy walks in. The boy,
seeing the young Lt.'s green uniform asks him if he was in the
Army. The Lt. smiles and say's, "Why yes I am...you wanna
wear my hat?" The boy nods and the hat is placed on his head.
As the boy admired himself in the mirror, the bathroom door
slammed open and an old Marine Corps Gunnery Sgt walked in.
He was decked out in his Dress Blue Uniform, with medals down
his chest. The boy, seeing the uniform asked him, "Hey, are
you a Marine?" The Gunnery Sgt peared down at the boy and
responded, "That's right! Why? Do wanna suck me off?" The
boy replied nervously, "I-I-I'm not in the Army!! I'm just
wearing his hat!!"
Sent by Brian
WarMilitary Joke: 39
Q. What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?
A. Platoon
WarMilitary Joke: 40
Q. Why did congress enact the Marine Corps?
A. So, the sailors would have someone to dance with!
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