WarMilitary Joke: 16
| During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down a muddy
back road encountered another car stuck in the mud with a
red faced colonel at the wheel. "Your jeep stuck, sir?" asked
the lieutenant as he pulled alongside.
"Nope," replied the colonel, coming over and handing him the
keys, "*Yours* is."
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WarMilitary Joke: 17
Did you hear about the Polish Navy's tragic accident?
A hundred and thirty-seven sailors drowned trying to push-start
their new submarine.
WarMilitary Joke: 18
Young Amanpreet never quite got over his miserable
childhood as an orphan in the ghetto. When he turned 18 he
joined the Marines, but old habits die hard and one night the
sergeant found him rummaging around the garbage and eating
out of the discarded cans and jars.
"On your free, Lizard Pecker," he bellowed. "You'll eat in
the message hall -- you're no better than the rest of us!"
WarMilitary Joke: 19
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks and he
overheard one terrified recruit whisper, "Master Chief Barnes
has the heart of a tiny child . . . on his desk . . . in a jar."
Without missing a beat, Master Chief Barnes snarled,
"Goddamned if they don't find out EVERY little thing about
you!"
WarMilitary Joke: 20
Two GI's in the Vietnam war have been stuck in a trench
for three days when one needs a shit.
"I can't go in here" he says" It's really going to stink"
"There's another trench over there" says the other.
"I'll cover you with the M60.... just give me a shout and
and i'll cover you so you can get back"
"OK" so the GI runs across while the other fires off the
machine gun.
He's waiting 10 minutes......15.......20....
he shouts out "Are you Ok?".....nothing.
Over an hour later he hears his mate shouting.
"Cover me i`m coming back"
When he jumps back in, his mate says "Where the fuck have
you been? you've been gone for over an hour"
"Yeah, I know. There's a girl in there, I played with her
tits,fondled her arse,turned her round and fucked her from
behind!"
"It was great!"
"You lucky Bastard" said the other "did you get a blow job?"
"nah" said the other,disappointedly" she didn't have a head"
Send by Rob Rowell
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