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  The Army Airborne major was used to harassment from Air
 Force fliers about crazy Army paratroopers jumping out of 
 perfectly good aircraft.  "Obviously the Air Force knows there's
 no such thing as a 'perfectly good aircraft,'" the irritated 
 officer finally countered one afternoon, "because they pay 
 you bastards four times as much to stay in one as the Army
 pays its men to jump."
 
 "You've got it all wrong, Major," an Air Force sergeant 
 replied.  "The Army figures anyone stupid enough to jump 
 out of an airplane voluntarily is gonna be too dumb to bitch
 about the salary."
 
 
  



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