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Sex Joke: 26
| Man to a woman: Do you know the difference between a blowjob
and a cheeseburger is?
Woman: No
Man: Lets have lunch sometime...
Sent by jim
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Sex Joke: 27
A young girl had not been feeling well and went to her family
doctor. "Young lady," the doctor began, "you're pregnant."
"But that can't be. The only men I've been with are nudists and
in, our colony we practice sex only with our eyes."
"Well my dear," said the doctor, "someone in that colony is
cockeyed."
Sex Joke: 28
A mother and daughter are sitting down over afternoon tea. The mother
wants to show her
daughter that she's a hip parent and tries to get her daughter to open
up and talk about
dating boys and what it's like for her.
Mom: So....now that you have started dating, what's it like getting
intimate with young
men?
Daughter: Oh you know how it is, boys are always insensitive and never
care if intimacy
isn't working for me.
Mom: How?
Daughter: Oh, stuff....
Mom: Really now, you can trust me. I think that its important for
mothers and daughters to
talk about these matters...
Daughter: I don't know.....
Mom: Now don't forget, I was a teenager once and I can remember what
dating boys was
like for me, believe I remember
Daughter: Really?
Mom: Really...
Daughter: Ok, for starters, how did you get their cum out of your
eyes?
Sex Joke: 29
I read last week how there are more than one million battered women in
the United States
each year. All these years I've been eating them raw.
Sex Joke: 30
The three dwarves were in rome and went to the nearest nunnery. They
got to talk to the
mother superior.
"Excuse us, but can you tell us where the dwarf nuns are?"
"Sorry", she replies, "but there are no dwarf nuns here".
"Well, are there any in the city?".
"No, there are no dwarf nuns".
"What, none anywhere in Europe?"
"No, little man". "None in the entire world". "Take my word for it".
At this 6 of the seven dwarves burst out laughing.
The Mother Superior asks "What's so funny?". "Dopey just fucked a
penguin".
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