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Sex Joke: 16
| Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?
- Because she gets a frog stuck in her throat at 69.
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Sex Joke: 17
What's a Jewish American Princess's idea of kinky sex?
She moves.
Sex Joke: 18
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid?
When you open her legs the lights go on
Sex Joke: 19
Two storks on a nest, a father stork and baby stork. Baby is crying and
crying and father stork is trying to calm him. "Don't worry Son, your
mother will come back. She's only bringing people babies and making them happy."
The next night, its fathers turn to do the job.
"Son, your father will be back as soon as possible, but now he's bringing
joy to new mommies and daddies."
A few days later, the stork parents are desperate, their son is gone from
the nest all night. Finally, shortly before dawn, he returns and the
parents ask their son where he had been all night.
Says the baby stork, "Awww, just scaring the shit out of college kids!"
Sex Joke: 20
The young couple was engaged in a most affectionate embrace when there
came the sound of a key in the front door. The young lady broke away
at once, eyes wide with alarm.
"Heavens," she cried, "it's my husband! Quick, jump out the window."
The young man, equally alarmed, made a quick step toward the window,
then demurred. "I can't," he said, "we're on the thirteenth floor."
"For heaven's sake," cried the young lady in exasperation,
"is this a time to be superstitious?"
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