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Sex Joke: 141
| What's green and smells like pig?
- Kermit's fingers.
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Sex Joke: 142
Two men were talking to each other about how pussy taste.
The first guy said"I think it taste like cherry pie".The
other guy said "I think it taste like shit".Then
the first guy said "you are supposed to turn her over".
Sent by Don Chamberlin
Sex Joke: 143
Two teens had been lovers for a few weeks, but the boy was
always after the girl to quit smoking. One afternoon, she lit up
after some love making, and he said, "You really ought to quit."
She, getting tired of his nagging, said, "I really enjoy a good
cigarette after sex."
He replied, "But they stunt your growth." She asked if he ever
smoked, and he replied that he had never.
Smiling and lifting her gaze to his groin, she said, "So, what's
your excuse then?"
Sex Joke: 144
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were
getting ready to go out on dates. The first
beau came to the door and said, "I'm Eddie, I'm
here to pick up Betty. We're going for
spaghetti, is she ready?"
No. The second beau came to the door and said,
"I'm Joe, I'm here to pick up Flo to take her to
the show. Is she ready to go?"
No. The third beau came to the door and said to
the farmer. "Hello, my name is Chuck."
The farmer shot Chuck.
Sex Joke: 145
A guy was sitting in a bar when a stranger
walked up to him and asked, "If you woke up
in the woods and scratched your butt
and felt vasoline, would you tell anyone?"
"Hell no!" the guy said.
The stranger then asked, "If you felt further into your
crack and pulled out a used condom, would you tell anyone?"
The man said, "Of course not."
"Wanna go camping?"
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