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Sex Joke: 136
| Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives.
"Does your wife ever ... well, you know ... does she ... well, let
you do it doggie style?" asked one of the two.
"Well, not exactly," his friend replied, "She's into the dog trick
aspect of it."
"Oh, I see. Kinky stuff, huh?"
"Well... not exactly. More like she rolls over and plays dead."
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Sex Joke: 137
A guy went into a bar and met a nice girl. They have a few
drinks and soon wound up at his place, in bed.
They're having a great time. She was on top when suddenly
she had an epileptic seizure -- she was shaking and foaming at
the mouth. Our uninformed male thought this was incredible --
best sex he'd ever had.
He finished, but she is still shaking and thrashing about with
her seizure. He began to get nervous and took her to the
emergency room.
A nurse asked what the problem was and he replied, "I think
her orgasm's stuck!"
Sex Joke: 138
How come Mike Tyson's eyes always water during sex?
Mace...
Sex Joke: 139
There were two people having sex in a car. They finished up
and the guy thew the comdom out the window. His girlfriend got
mad at him she wanted to go again. So he got out of the car
and went to find the condom.
He found that a little boy had found it and when he asked for
it back the boy refused. "C'mon" he begged, "I'll give u a dollar."
"Well," little boy thought, "Okay."
So the little boy ran home. "Mom, you'll never guess what just
what just happened! I sold this guy a twinky for a dollar, but I
tricked him. I sucked the cream out of it first!"
Sex Joke: 140
What is the most insensitive part of a penis?
- The man
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