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Sex Joke: 131
| What do people do for fun on Halloween?
They monsterbate
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Sex Joke: 132
A young couple were married and celebrated their first night
together, doing what newlyweds do, time and time again, all
night long. Morning comes and the groom goes into the
bathroom but finds no towel when he emerges from the shower.
He asks the bride to please bring one from the bedroom. When
she gets to the bathroom door, he opened the door, exposing
his body for the first time to his bride.
Her eyes went up and down and at about midway, they stopped
and stared and she asked shyly, "What's that?" pointing to a small
part of his anatomy.
He, also being shy, thought for a minute and then said, "Well, that's
what we had so much fun with last night."
And she, in amazement, asked, "Is that all we have left?"
Sex Joke: 133
An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new pair
of glasses. The Captain looked in his book of record and said,
"But you just got a new pair last month!"
"Yes sir, b.. b.. but I got them b..broken in an accident,"
stammered the private.
"Accident, what kind of an accident?" The Captain looked in his
book of Accident definitions and glossaries, "Road-march
accident, Firing Range accident, PT accident, Drill accident?"
"No, no nothing of those..." said the private.
"Well then, what is it?"
"I'd rather not tell you sir..."
"Well, no satisfactory explanations, no new glasses," said the
medical officer, ready to stand up, "I've to see my patients
now."
"No, no sir wait, I broke them when I was kissing my girl,"
blurted the private.
"Don't be daft man, how could you break your glasses kissing
a girl?"
"You see, she crossed her legs....."
Sex Joke: 134
A young couple on the brink of divorce visit a marriage
counselor. The counselor asks the wife about the problem. She
responds, "My husband suffers from premature ejaculation."
The counselor turns to her husband and inquires "Is that true?"
The husband replies "Well not exactly, she's the one that
suffers, not me."
Sex Joke: 135
This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker
says, "Say, wanna have a good time? We do things in a big
way down here in Texas."
"Sure," he says and they were off to the nearest motel. She
takes off her clothes and he keeps staring at her.
She says, "Is this the first pussy you seen since you crawled
out of one?"
The guy says, "No, just the first one I've seen big enough to
crawl back into."
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