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Sex Joke: 126
Two GI's in the Vietnam war have been stuck in a trench

for three days when one needs a shit.

"I can't go in here" he says" It's really going to stink"

"There's another trench over there" says the other.

"I'll cover you with the M60.... just give me a shout and

and i'll cover you so you can get back"

"OK" so the GI runs across while the other fires off the

machine gun.

He's waiting 10 minutes......15.......20....

he shouts out "Are you Ok?".....nothing.

Over an hour later he hears his mate shouting.

"Cover me i`m coming back"

When he jumps back in, his mate says "Where the fuck have

you been? you've been gone for over an hour"

"Yeah, I know. There's a girl in there, I played with her

tits,fondled her arse,turned her round and fucked her from

behind!"

"It was great!"

"You lucky Bastard" said the other "did you get a blow job?"

"nah" said the other,disappointedly" she didn't have a head"

Send by Rob Rowell


Sex Joke: 127
How do you make love to a fat girl?

Roll her in flour and go for the wet spot.


Sex Joke: 128
When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse?

Look for the nurse with dirty knees and swollen lips!


Sex Joke: 129
What's the best thing about a blow job?

- The 15 minutes of silence!


Sex Joke: 130
It had taken him several months, but the executive vice president had finally persuaded his new secretary to bend over the back of his leather couch and allow him to have sex with her that way.

"And just where have you been until this hour?" demanded his wife, when the wayward husband finally arrived home.

"Down at the office," he replied, "working like a dog."





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