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Sex Joke: 121
| Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore?
-She gives a licking and keeps on ticking.
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Sex Joke: 122
Q. Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?
A. Because she found out what the big boys eat.
Sex Joke: 123
year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed.
He says "Doc, I think I'm impotent." Doctor sits him
down and begins the standard speech he gives to senior
citizens, about how as the body ages bodily functions
slow down and it is completely normal to suffer some
decrease in sexual desire. How the man shouldn't worry
or become upset about it, but should just relax and
things will probably be completely fine and
blah blah blah. Finally the doctor asks "When
did you first begin to think you were impotent?"
"Three times last night, and again this morning."
Sex Joke: 124
On a very cold night, a young man dropped into the local
brothel and the madam said, "You'll have to wait."
"But there's lots of girls that aren't busy right now."
"Yes, but several of the rooms are closed for repairs."
"Listen, I'm pretty desperate. I don't need a room."
So she takes his money and he goes upstairs with one of
the staff and, after looking for a place to consummate
the transaction, they decide to do it on the roof. But
it's a very cold night, and they freeze to death and
fall to the sidewalk. A passing drunk looks them over,
staggers to the door, and knocks.
"Go away!" says the madam. "We don't allow drunks in here!"
"I don't want in," says the drunk. "I just wanted to tell
you that your sign fell down."
Sex Joke: 125
Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant?
-She blew them both...
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