Sex Joke: 116
| What the difference between true love and herpes?
- Herpes lasts forever
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Sex Joke: 117
A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one thigh
and a turkey on the other. She wants to show that
there is something good to eat in between
Thanksgiving and Christmas.
Sex Joke: 118
Studly young Romeo and his dimwitted college sidekick are
perched near the front door of the girls' dorm. Several
plain Janes walk by as the two converse.
Then a Sharon Stone look-alike emerges from the dorm and
saunters past. Romeo turns, smiles, and -- barely audibly
-- inquires, "Tickle your ass with a feather?"
The young beauty -- startled by what she thinks she heard
-- exclaims "What?!" Without missing a beat, Romeo repeats
"Typical nasty weather?" "Oh," she demures, "yes," and goes
on her way.
More young lovelys walk by and the scene is repeated.
"Tickle your ass with a feather?" "What?"
"Typical nasty weather?"
Finally, Romeo delivers his line,
"Tickle your ass with a feather?" and his prospect stops,
smiles and invites him up to her room.
Now the sidekick, alone, having paid close attention,
decides to try this remarkable new technique. A likely
prospect comes near. The sidekick leers and blurts out,
"Cram a feather up your ass?"
Shocked, the girl spins around and slaps him, to which
he replies, "Looks like rain!"
Sex Joke: 119
Why do elephants have 4 feet?
-Because 4 inches isn't enough.
Sex Joke: 120
What's the difference between "ooh" and "aah?"
-About three inches.
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