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Sex Joke: 111
| Mongo's old lady decided she wanted t do
something special to please him on his
birthday, so she bought a pair of crotchless
panties.
That night, as he came into the house, she
lay sprawled on the couch spread-eagle.
"Hi hon," she purred sexily. "Y'all want
some of this?"
"Hell, no!" he hollered. "Look at what it's
done to your undies!"
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Sex Joke: 112
What's another term for cunnilingus?
Genital Slurpees.
Sex Joke: 113
What is white and streaks across the sky?
The coming of the Lord.
Sex Joke: 114
A man, being on top of a woman, says after a while:
"Honey, your tits are too small, and your box
is too tight,"
"Get off my back, dear!" she replies
Sex Joke: 115
So one sperm says to the other "When do we get to the ovaries?"
The other replies "Ovaries! We're not even past the throat yet!"
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