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Sex Joke: 101
Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other at the local bar. One said, "Heard ya went to the big city Jeb." His friend replied, "Yep. Even tried me out one of those 'loose women' ya always hear about." "You don't say." said the first man. "Bet that was costly." "Nope." Jeb smirked. "Kinfolk."at the local bar. One said, "Heard ya went to the big city Jeb." His friend replied, "Yep. Even tried me out one of those 'loose women' ya always hear about." "You don't say." said the first man. "Bet that was costly." "Nope." Jeb smirked. "Kinfolk."


Sex Joke: 102
After their love-making session the young bride asks her husband "Was making love to me really the same as making love to Marilyn Monroe?" "Yes, she's dead to!""Was making love to me really the same as making love to Marilyn Monroe?"

"Yes, she's dead to!"


Sex Joke: 103
Way down in the deep south, in an area known as the 'Bible Belt,' there lived a Baptist minister with a very large congregation. One morning, after a particularly moving sermon, he announced, "Friends I have been hearing very nasty rumors!"

The crowd fell into an expectant silence. The Minister continued, "One of you, here among us, has been reporting that I am a member of the dreaded 'Klu Klux Klan.' This, of course, is not true! I am asking that the guilty party confess and apologize now - right here - before my flock of loyal followers."

A young woman quickly stood up blushing and trembling and pled, "Preacher, please, I don't know how this all came to be. I just mentioned to one of my close friends that you were a wizard under the sheets."


Sex Joke: 104
A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one Friday evening and read's: Dear Wife (that's what he called her) I am 54 and by the time you receive this letter I will be at the Grand Hotel with my beautiful and sexy 18 year old secretary. When he arrived at the hotel there was a letter waiting for him as follows: Dear Husband (that's what she called him) I too am 54 and by the time you receive this letter I will be at the Hilton Hotel with my handsome and virile 18 year old toy boy. You being an accountant will therefore appreciate that 18 goes into 54 many many more times than 54 goes into 18!!!!


Sex Joke: 105
What is the difference between a golf ball and a g-spot?

A man will spend two hours searching for a golf ball.





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