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Sex Joke: 6
| Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her
husband dies. She remarries two weeks later, and has 22 children by her
next husband. Then he dies. A while later, she dies.
At the funeral, the priest looks skyward and says, "At least they're
finally together."
A guy sitting in the front row says, "Excuse me Father, but do you mean
her and her first husband, or her and her second husband?"
The priest says, "I mean her legs."
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Sex Joke: 7
GIRL'S CONFESSION
The priest leaned closer to hear the girl's confession. "So me and
my cousin were alone in the house," she continued, "and went up to my
bedroom..."
"Go on, my child," said the priest gently.
"I lay down on the bed and Joe got on top of me and put his hand
on my....on my..."
"Go on."
"On my pussy," stammered the girl, blushing behind the screen.
"And touched me and touched me until I couldn't help myself."
"Yes, go on," the priest directed.
"I pulled down his pants and his cock popped out, stiff and tall,"
the girl went on, with a little whimper of shame, "and he began to
shove it in me so hard..."
"Yes, yes... Go on," he urged, breathing hard.
"And then we heard the front door slam--"
"Oh, SHIT!!!!
Sex Joke: 8
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach.
One said to the other "Hey get out of my son!"
Sex Joke: 9
Why do bankers make great lovers?
They know the penalty for early withdrawal.
Sex Joke: 10
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue?
- Put a leg of ham up her snatch and pull the bone out.
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