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Science Joke: 36
| "Marine biology researchers have developed a new method to fend off shark
attacks. If you are diving and are approached by a shark they recommend
that you swim towards it aggressively and punch it in the nose as hard as
possible."
"If this doesn't work, beat the shark with your stump."
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Science Joke: 37
If for every rule there is an exception, then we have established that
there is an exception to every rule.
If we accept "For every rule there is an exception" as a rule, then we
must concede that there may not be an exception after all, since the rule
states that there is always the possibility of exception, and if we follow
it to its logical end we must agree that there can be an exception to
the rule that for every rule there is an exception.
Science Joke: 38
One day the zoo-keeper noticed that "Cheech" the orang-utang was reading
two books -- the Bible and Darwin's Origin of Species.
In surprise he asked the ape, "Why are you reading both those books"?
"Well," said the orang-utang, "I just wanted to know if I was my brother's
keeper or my keeper's brother."
Science Joke: 39
If a tree falls in the forest, and there's no
one there to hear it, does it make a sound?
Not if it lands on a bunch of pillows.
Science Joke: 40
An academic problem
In a high school gym class, all the girls are lined up against one wall,
and all the boys against the opposite wall. Every ten seconds, they walk
toward each other exactly half the remaining distance between them.
A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer are asked, "When will the
girls and boys meet?" Mathematician: "Never." Physicist: "In an infinite
amount of time." Engineer: "Well... in about two minutes, they'll be close
enough for all practical purposes."
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