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Science Joke: 26
| New scientific thoeries
1st RunnerUp- If an infinite number of rednecks riding in an
infinite number of pickup trucks fire an infinite number of
shotgun rounds at an infinite number of highway signs, they will
eventually produce all the world's great literary works in Braille.
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Science Joke: 27
New scientific theories
HONORABLE MENTION: The quantity of consonants in the English
language is absolutely constant. If consonants are omitted in one
geographic area, they turn up in another. When a Bostonian "pahks"
his "cah", the lost r's migrate southwest, causing a Texan to "warsh"
his car and invest in "erl wells."
Science Joke: 28
New scientific theories
GRAND PRIZE WINNER: When a cat is dropped, it ALWAYS lands on its
feet; and when toast is dropped, it ALWAYS lands with the buttered
side facing down. Therefore, I propose to strap buttered toast to the
back of a cat. When dropped, the two will hover, spinning inches above the
ground, probably into eternity. A "buttered-cat array" could replace
pneumatic tires on cars and trucks, and "giant buttered-cat arrays"
could easily allow a high-speed monorail linking New York with Chicago.
Science Joke: 29
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore?
-She gives a licking and keeps on ticking.
Science Joke: 30
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics
1.You can't win.
2.You can't break even.
3.You can't quit the game.
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