SchoolCollege Jokes

     It was the first day of school, and the elementary school teacher was
    establishing the fact
    that she'd take no nonsense from the kiddies this year. While taking
    the roll, she was told
    by one boy "My name is Johnny Fuckhauer". So she said "There'll be
    none of that kind of
    thing this year, Johnny; tell me your REAL name!". The kid said "No,
    really teacher, it IS
    Johnny Fuckhauer. You can go across the hall to fourth grade and ask
    my brother if you
    don't believe me!" Not wanting to be subjected to that kind of thing,
    the teacher went
    across the hall and knocked on the fourth grade classroom door. The
    fourth grade teacher
    had stepped down the hall to the front office for a moment, so she
    entered the room and
    directly asked the class "Do you have a Fuckhauer in here?" "Hell no!"
    replied a little kid
    from the front row, "We don't even get a cookie break!"