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  Special High Intensity Teaching
 
 
 
 Memo to all students:
 
 In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity
 From students, it will be our policy to keep all students well
 taught through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TEACHING
 (S.H.I.T.). We are trying to give our students more S.H.I.T. than any 
 other school. If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. 
 on the course, please see your lecturer.  You will be immediately placed 
 at the top of the S.H.I.T. list, and our lecturers are especially skilled
 at seeing that you get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle.
 
 Students who don't know S.H.I.T. will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL
 EDUCATIONAL EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T.).  Those who fail to 
 take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to EDUCATIONAL ATTITUDE 
 TRAINING (E.A.T. S.H.I.T.).  Since our lecturers took S.H.I.T. before they 
 graduated, they don't have to do S.H.I.T. anymore, as they are all full of 
 S.H.I.T. already.
 
 If you are full of S.H.I.T., you may be interested in a job
 teaching others.  We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING
 LECTURE LIST (B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T.).
 
 For students who are intending to pursue a career in management and
 consultancy, we will refer you to the department of MANAGERIAL
 OPERATIONAL RESEARCH EDUCATION (M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T.). This course
 emphasizes on how to manage M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T.
 
 If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF
 TEACHING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T. S.H.I.T.).
 
 
 Thank you,
 
 BOSS IN GENERAL
 SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TEACHING
 (B.I.G. S.H.I.T.)