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RoadDriving Joke: 41
| A cop sees a car weaving all over the road and pulls it over. He walks up
to the car and sees a nice-looking woman is driving and smells liquor on
her breath. He says, "I'm going to have to give you the breathalyzer test
to determine if you are under the influence of alcohol." She blows up the
balloon and he walks over to the police car.
After a couple of minutes comes back and says, "It looks like you've had a
couple of stiff ones." She replies "You mean it shows that, too?"
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RoadDriving Joke: 42
A fellow was following a truck in heavy traffic. Every block or so, when
they were stopped at a stop light, the driver of the truck would jump out
of the cab with a big stick and bang on the side of the cargo bay. He'd
then jump back into the cab in time to drive away when the signal changed.
The first fellow observed this for several miles, until he could stand it
no longer. The next time the truck driver jumped out with the stick, the
first fellow jumped out and ran up to him. "I'm sorry to bother you," he
said, over the din of the banging, "but I am very curious; could you tell
me what you are doing?" Without breaking rhythm, the truck driver replied,
"Sure, Mac. Ya see, this here's a six-ton truck but I've got eight tons of
canaries aboard, so I've gotta keep two ton of them flying all the time so
I don't break an axle".
RoadDriving Joke: 43
A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch. He doesn't
usually help many people so he drives on by. Then he notices that a pretty
woman is the driver so he goes back to help. As he is hooking his truck to
her car he says, "You know, you are the first pregnant woman I've ever
helped out of a ditch".
"But I'm not pregnant," she says.
"Well you're not out of the ditch yet," he says.
RoadDriving Joke: 44
Two cab drivers met.
"Hey," asked one, "what's the idea of painting one side of your cab red
and the other side blue?"
"Well," the other responded, "when I get into an accident, you should see
how all the witnesses contradict each other."
RoadDriving Joke: 45
After spending 3-1/2 hours enduring the long lines, surly clerks and
insane regulations at the department of motor vehiciles, a lady stopped at
a toy store to pick up a gift for her son. She brought her selection - a
baseball bat - to the cash register. "Cash or charge," the clerk asked.
"Cash," she snapped. Then apologizing for her rudeness, she explained, "
I've spent the afternoon at the motor-vehical bureau. I am way past
sane!!" "Shall I gift -wrap the bat?" the clerk asked sweetly, "Or or you
going back there?"
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