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RoadDriving Joke: 36
| WIFE: "There's trouble with the car. It has water in the carburettor."
HUSBAND: "Water in the carburettor? That's ridiculous."
WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburettor."
HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carburettor is. I'll check it out.
Where's the car?"
WIFE: "In the pool."
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RoadDriving Joke: 37
Two bikers were talking at a bar.
"How's married life?" asks the first.
"It's fine," says the second.
"How's the sex?" asks the first.
"Fine," says the second, "At least I don't have to wait in line!"
RoadDriving Joke: 38
Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach
a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pickup truck with the gun rack and the bumper
sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
RoadDriving Joke: 39
A man is giving evidence in court and the defendant's barrister asks him
"How far from the accident were you when it happened?"
He replied "36 feet, 2 and a quarter inches"
"Nonsence how can you be so precise"
"Well I knew some bloody fool would ask me so I measured it."
RoadDriving Joke: 40
Juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police.
'What are those knives doing in your car?' asked the officer.
'I juggle them in my act.'
Oh yeah?' says the cop. 'Let's see you do it.'
So the juggler starts tossing and juggling the knives.
A guy driving by sees this and says, 'Wow, am I glad I quit drinking. Look
at the test they're making you do now!'
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