RoadDriving Jokes

  Love Jesus
 
                                   by Dennis DiPasquale
 
 
 
                        The other day I went to the local religious book store,
                 where I saw a HONK IF YOU LOVE JESUS bumper sticker. I bought it
                  and put it on the back bumper of my car, and I'm really glad I
                 did. What an uplifting experience followed.  I was stopped at the
                   light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the
                  Lord, and didn't notice that the light had changed. That bumper
                   sticker really worked! I found lots of people who love Jesus.
                 Why, the guy behind me started to honk like crazy. He must REALLY
                  love the lord because pretty soon, he leaned out his window and
                    yelled, "Jesus Christ!!" as loud as he could. It was like a
                     football game with him shouting, "GO JESUS CHRIST,GO!!!"
                 Everyone else started honking, too, so I leaned out my window and
                  waved and smiled to all of those loving people. There must have
                    been a guy from Florida back there because I could hear him
                  yelling something about a sunny beach, and saw him waving in a
                    funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in the air.
 
                      I asked my two kids what that meant. They kind of squirmed,
                     looked at each other, giggled and told me that it was the
                 Hawaiian good luck sign. So, I leaned out the window and gave him
                  the good luck sign back. Several cars behind, a very nice black
                 man stepped out of his car and yelled something. I couldn't hear
                     him very well, but it sounded like, "Mother trucker," or
                  "Mother's from there." Maybe he was from Florida, too. He must
                 really love the lord. A couple of the people were so caught up in
                  the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and were
                   walking toward me. I bet they wanted to pray, but just then I
                 noticed that the light had changed, and stepped on the gas. And a
                 good thing I did, because I was the only driver to get across the
                 intersection. I looked back at them standing there. I leaned way
                  out the window, gave them a big smile and held up the Hawaiian
                     good luck sign, as I drove away. Praise the Lord for such
                                         wonderful folks.