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RoadDriving Joke: 51
| A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time.
Driving up beside her, he shouts out the window, "Pull over!"
"No," she shouts back, "a pair of socks!"
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RoadDriving Joke: 52
One day a guy was driving with his 4-year-old daughter
and beeped his car horn by mistake.
She turned and looked at him for an explanation.
He said, "I did that by accident."
She replied, "I know that, daddy."
He replied, "How'd you know?"
The girl said, "Because you didn't say 'ASSHOLE!' afterwards!"
RoadDriving Joke: 53
Why are guys faster than girls?
They have a stick shift and ball bearings.
RoadDriving Joke: 54
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.
The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on
the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window. For a second
everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look mate, don't
ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!"
The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap
would scare you so much." The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your
fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver - I've been driving a funeral
van for the last 25 years.
RoadDriving Joke: 55
Drive carefully. 90% of the people on the road are caused by accident.
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