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RoadDriving Joke: 46
| What do you say to a one legged hitch-hiker?
Hop in.
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RoadDriving Joke: 47
Two truck drivers arrive in front of a tunnel. The sign says MAXIMUM
HEIGHT 3 METERS. The first driver measures his truck and says, "Damn...3
.2 meters!"
The second one looks furtively around and says, "No police, anywhere. We
can go!"
RoadDriving Joke: 48
Billy Ray and Billie Bob are driving home from a party. BR runs a red
light. BB says, "Hey! What the fuck are you doing! That light was red!"
BR replies, "Don't worry, my brother does it all the time, it's OK."
Then he does it again.
BB: " Damn it, you done it again!"
BR: "It's OK, I tell you. My brother does it all the time."
The next light is green. BR slams on the brakes.
BB: "Where did you learn to drive? That was green. You are supposed to go
through."
BR: "Well I would have, but my brother might be coming through!
RoadDriving Joke: 49
A guy was driving down the road in his Yugo during a thunder storm, when
his windshield wiper broke. He drives until he comes to an auto body shop.
He goes into the shop, walks up to the counter and says, "Excuse me,
but could you give me a windshield wiper for my Yugo?" The clerk leans
against the counter and thinks for a while. Finally he says, "Sure...that
sounds like a fair trade."
RoadDriving Joke: 50
A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the
car. After looking the man over he says, "Sir, I couldn't help but notice
your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?" The man gets really
indignant and says, "Officer, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are
glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?"
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