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ReligionChurch Joke: 36
| Two nuns are walking down an alley when two guys jump out of the dark.
They start
raping the nuns and the first nun says, "Forgive them, Father, for
they know not what they
do!" The second one says, "This one does!"
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ReligionChurch Joke: 37
Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven. St. Peter makes the
inspection. The first one
says:"I have to confess, I held mans penis in one hand." St. Peter
says:"You see the bowl
of holy water, wash your hand and go in." The second says:"I have to
confess, I held
mans penis in both hands." St. Peter:"Wash both your hands and go in.
Suddenly the
other two start fighting, something terrible. St.Peter goes there,
pulls them apart, asks
*What's going on? One of them shouts I want to gargle, before she
washes her ass in
there.
ReligionChurch Joke: 38
When the airline Captain announced they were flying over Salt Lake
City, Utah, a woman
told the man sitting beside her, "I understand this is the home of the
Mormon religion
where husbands believe it's OK to have more than one wife." That's
true," he replied, "as
a matter of fact I happen to be a Mormon myself and have nine wives."
"How
disgusting,"she said,"you should be ashamed of yourself, such
practices should be against
the law and you ought to be hung." With a slight grin, he just said,
"Yes, mam I am."
ReligionChurch Joke: 39
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional. After not hearing anything
for a while the
Priest knocked on the wall. The drunk said forget it buddy there's no
paper in here either.
ReligionChurch Joke: 40
Camel Died
A nun and a priest are riding a camel through the dessert. After a few
days the camel falls
over dead. After looking over the situation the priest figures neither
one of them will
survive the rest of the journey.
The priest asks the nun "I have never seen a woman's breasts, and at
this point it probably
wouldn't matter much, so could I see yours?" The nun agrees and shows
him her breasts.
"May I touch them?" The nun allows him to. The priest comments
sincerely how
wonderful they are. The nun then asks "Father, I have never seen a
man's penis before,
could you show me yours? The priest drops his drawers.
"May I touch it?" After she fondles his penis for a minute he sports a
huge erection. The
priest says, "you know if I place my penis in the proper place it can
give life!" "Is that
right" the nun replies?
"Yes," says the priest.
So the nun said: "Then why don't you stick it up that camels ass and
lets get the hell out of
here!"
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