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  Two priests are off to the showers late one night.
 They undress and step in the showers before they
 realize there is no soap. Father John says he has
 some soap in his room and goes to get it, not
 bothering to dress. He grabs two bars of soap in
 his hands and heads back to the showers. He gets
 halfway down the hall when he sees three nuns
 heading his way. Having no place to hide, he
 stands against the wall and freezes like he's a
 statue.
 The nuns stop and comment on how life-like he looks.
 The first nun suddenly reaches out and pulls his
 dick. Startled, he drops a bar of soap.
 "Oh look," says the 2nd nun... "A soap dispenser."
 To test her theory she also pulls his dick...and
 sure enough he drops the last bar of soap. The
 third nun then pulls, first once, then twice and
 three times. Still nothing happens. So she tries
 once more and to her delight she yells...
 "Look, hand cream!"
 
 
  



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