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ReligionChurch Joke: 121
| Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel.
Suddenly, they saw a rabbi walk up to the front door, glance around
and duck inside. "Ah, will you look at that?" One ditch digger said.
"What's our world comin' to when men of th' cloth are visitin' such
places?"
A short time later, a Protestant minister walked up to the door and
quietly slipped inside. "Do you believe that?" The workman exclaimed.
"Why, 'tis no wonder th' young people today are so confused, what with
the example clergymen set for them."
After an hour went by, the men watched as a Catholic priest quickly
entered the whore house. "Ah, what a pity," the digger said, leaning
on his shovel. "One of th' poor lasses must be ill."
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ReligionChurch Joke: 122
A Lutheran pastor, a Catholic priest and a Rabbi were fishing from a boat
not from the lake shore. The pastor had to make a trip to the port-a-potty
located on the shore, so he got out of the boat, walked across the water
and in the same matter, came back to the boat after he was finished. A
little later, the priest had to make the trip also. He got out of the
boat, walked across the water, visited the bathroom and in the same
manner, came back to the boat. Still later, the rabbi needed to go ashore.
He got out of the boat and immediately sank. The pastor looked at the
priest and said,
"Do you think we ought to tell him where the rocks are?"
ReligionChurch Joke: 123
The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he
preached, he moved briskly about the platform, jerking the mike
cord as he went.
Then he moved to one side, getting wound up in the cord and
nearly tripping before jerking it again.
After several circles and jerks, a little girl in the third pew
leaned toward her mother and whispered, "If he gets loose, will
he hurt us?"
ReligionChurch Joke: 124
Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing and Jesus says to Moses "I
want to do a miracle so we can feel like the good old days." and Moses
says "Yeah sure." So Jesus gets up and says "I think I'll walk on the
water, that was always a good one." So Jesus walks over to the edge of the
boat, steps into the water, and sinks like a stone. Moses drags Jesus back
into the boat and revives him. Moses then says "What's the problem?" and
Jesus says, "I think its the holes in my feet!"
ReligionChurch Joke: 125
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could.
'God,' he prayed, 'I really want a car.'
Jumping up and dashing to the window, he saw that the driveway was empty.
'God,' he prayed again, 'I really NEED a car.'
Still no answer to his prayers. Suddenly the kid stood up, ran into his
parents' bedroom, and grabbed the statuette of the Virgin Mary off the
mantelpiece. He wrapped it up in ten layers of paper, using three rolls of
tape and a spool of twine, then stuffed it inside a box at the very bottom
of his closet.
'Okay, God,' he said, getting down onto his knees again, 'if you ever want
to see your mother again...'
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