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ReligionChurch Joke: 116
| What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest?
A rabbi cuts it off, and a priest sucks it off.
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ReligionChurch Joke: 117
What was the First Commandment?
"Adam, eat my pussy."
ReligionChurch Joke: 118
Q: What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
A: It only takes one nail to hang the picture.
ReligionChurch Joke: 119
Q: Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?
A: He used to lay awake at night wondering if there really was a dog.
ReligionChurch Joke: 120
Several years ago, the Catholic Church required women to wear a head
covering in order to enter the sanctuary. One Sunday a lady arrived
without her head covering. The priest informs her that she
cannot enter without it.
A few moments later, the lady re-appears wearing her blouse tied to
her head. The shocked priest says, "Madam, I cannot allow you to
enter this holy place without your wearing a blouse."
"But Father, I have a divine right," she informs.
"Yes, I see. And your left one isn't bad either, but you still must
wear a blouse to enter *this* church!" he insists.
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