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ReligionChurch Joke: 111
| There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man for
a soldier and propositioned him.
The Salvation Army gent said, "Ma'am, you may be forgiven,
as a pitiable victim of circumstances. Tell me, are you
familiar with the concept of 'original sin'?"
The hooker replied, "Well, maybe and maybe not. But if
it's "really" original, it'll cost you an extra $20."
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ReligionChurch Joke: 112
What do you give the paedophile who has everything?
Another parish
ReligionChurch Joke: 113
What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the hunchback of Notre Dame?
Virgin on the ridiculous.
ReligionChurch Joke: 114
A crowd had gathered around a whore and they were about to stone her.
Jesus stepped in front of her and said: "Let he who is without sin, cast
the first stone."
From the back of the crowd came this stone which hit Jesus on the head and
knocked him down. Jesus turned and looked in that direction and said: "You
know mom, sometimes you really piss me off."
ReligionChurch Joke: 115
A young priest, who is still unsure of the penance to dole out during
confession, asks an older priest what he should give a cocksucker.
"Oh," says the older priest, "give the altar boy a dollar or so, if you
feel like it. Personally, I never give them more than fifty cents."
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