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  The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted 
 by the presence of workmen converting the electrical service 
 from overhead lines to buried cable. Mother Superior called 
 the electric company's complaint department to ask for help.
 
 "The profanity these men use constantly is unsuitable for our 
 community. You must make them stop cursing so much.", said 
 the nun.
 
 "Very well, sister. But you must make allowances for their 
 habits. Even when they are trying to be tactful, they will still 
 tend to call a spade a spade.", said the company 
 spokeswoman.
 
 Mother superior then observed, "I think the term they actually 
 use is 'fucking shovel'".
 
 
 
 
  



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