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  The First E-mail Of Paul To The Romans
 
                                         by John Carney
 
 
 
 From: paul0426@tarsus.com (Paul, A Servant Of Jesus Christ)
 To: allusers@rome.org
 CC: s_peter@jol.com (Judaea Online)
 Attachments: none
 Subject: general teaching
 Also posted to Usenet newsgroup alt.religion.heresy
  
 Even using my off-line mail reader (Papyrus 6.2) the on-line and disk
 space charges on my local dial-up Internet provider are outlandish,
 so I'll have to keep this short.  :)
 IMHO, the wrath of God is being revealed from heaven against all the 
 godlessness of men.  }:>
 U, therefore, have no excuse to pass judgment. God will judge all.
 BTW, Jews have no right to boast simply because of our ancestry. 
 Circumcision  :(  is meaningful only if it is inward -- otherwise,
 BFD.  Similarly, IBM owners have no right to boast simply because of
 the customer support they receive.  In Him we are neither IBM nor
 Gateway, Tandy nor Compaq.
 None of us is righteous. As King David wrote:
  
 KD>     There is no one righteous, not even one;
 KD>     There is no one who understands, no one who seeks
 KD>     God, no one who has not illegally copied his 
 KD>     favorite game program for a friend.
 
 But Abraham believed God, and so God credited it to him as *virtual*
 righteousness.
 But does this mean we should sin all we want?  No way!
 We must live through the spirit. The law kills O-|-< but the spirit
 gives life. Offer yourselves as living sacrifices to God. Submit to
 the authority of your sysop and your Usenet newsgroup moderator. Pay
 for shareware if you decide to keep using it. And don't flame
 somebody for making a spelling error or failing to read the FAQ list.
 Nothing is unclean to God, but if something is going to cause your
 fellow Christian to sin, delete it from your hard drive.  Watch out
 for those R- and X-rated .GIF files. 
 I'm hoping to visit Rome later this year; save me a space on the
 couch. CUL8er.  :)
  XXX   Papyrus 6.2   XXX Unregistered Test Drive Version XXX     {RAH}
 
 --------------
 John Carney is a staff writer for the _Shelbyville_ (Tenn., USA)
 _Times-Gazette_ and an occasional contributor to _The Door_, a
 magazine of religious satire and commentary.
 
 
 
 
  



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