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  The Naming of Jesus
 
 
 A group of biblical scholars were involved in a heated discussion about how Jesus of Nazareth 
 was named. How did he become known as the Messiah, or Christ. One of the scholars argued that 
 the name was a Greek corruption of Aramaic, and purists and fundamentalists ought to use the 
 name Joshua. Another argued that Joshua was Hebrew, not Aramaic, to which a third argued that 
 Hebrew should be used because Jesus was said to be the King of the Jews. The debate went on 
 and on and became more and more sophisticated and obtuse. Finally, an old man known for his 
 wisdom intervened. He informed the group that he knew how Jesus was named. When Jesus was born, 
 a star shown in the sky, and three wise men from the East travelled to Bethlehem. They had 
 travelled for days, suffered great deprivation, and when they finally got to Bethlehem got 
 lost trying to find the manger. Finally, after much ado, and in rather foul moods, they 
 reached the manger and entered the stall. As one of them came through the door, he tripped on 
 the door sill, and fell into the wall hitting his head. "Jesus Christ!" he screamed, and
 that is how the baby was named. 
 
 
  



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