ReligionChurch Jokes

  God Meets Bureaucracy
 
 In the beginning God Created heaven and the earth. Quickly he was faced
 with a class action suit for failure to file an environmental impact
 statement.  He was granted a temporary permit for the project, but was
 stymied with the Cease and Desist order for the earthly part.  Appearing at
 the hearing, God was asked why he began his earthly project in the first
 place.  He replied that he just liked to be creative.
 
 Then God said, "Let there be light." Officials immediately demanded to
 know how the light would be made. Would there be strip mining? What about
 thermal pollution? God explained that the light would come from a huge ball
 of fire.  God was granted provisional permission to make light, assuming
 that no smoke would result from the ball of fire, that he would obtain a
 building permit, and (to conserve energy) would have the light out half the
 time.  God agreed and said he would call the light "Day" and the darkness
 "Night." Officials replied that they were not interested in semantics.
 
 God said, "Let the earth bring forth green herb and such as manyseed."
 The EPA agreed so long as native seed was used. Then God said, "Let waters
 bring forth creeping creatures having life; and the fowl that may fly over
 the earth." Officials pointed out this would require approval from the
 Department of Game coordinated with the Heavenly Wildlife Federation and
 the Audubongelic Society.
 
 Everything was OK until God said he wanted to complete the project in six
 days. Officials informed him it would take at least 200 days to review the
 application and the environmental impact statement. After that there would 
 be a public hearing. Then there would be 10-12 months before...
 
 At this point God created Hell.