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Politics Joke: 36
| MICHAEL KENNEDY
What's the difference between John Denver and Michael Kennedy?
John Denver made it alive out of Aspen.
Has Elton John re-written any of his songs for Michael Kennedy?
Not yet, but he's done one about the tree: "I'm Still Standing"
How can you be sure that Michael was really a Kennedy?
Check the family tree.
A simple accident? Some witnesses insist there was a second tree at
the
snow-covered knoll...
What do Michael and JFK Jr's magazine "George" have in common?
Wood pulp.
New bumper sticker...."Plant A Tree....Kill A Kennedy...."
What will it take to reunite the four Kennedy brothers?
A1: One more bullet.
A2: A season lift pass.
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Politics Joke: 37
In a survey of American women, when asked, "Would you sleep
with President Clinton?" 86% replied, "Not again"
Politics Joke: 38
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship with
Monica Lewinsky?
Pres: Improper? ... Ain't nothing improper about that. That was one of
the the sweetest interns I've ever had.
Politics Joke: 39
If Kenneth Starr can extend his probe, what is wrong with Clinton
doing the same?
Politics Joke: 40
In light of the latest allegations against President Clinton, Woodward
and Bernstein of Watergate fame are in negotiations with publishers to
write a new book about the scandal. Working title: "All the
President's Women."
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