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  One day Clinton goes to the bathroom, pulls down his pants,
 
 and much to his amazement, he finds a red ring around his
 
 penis. So the next day he goes to his physician and the doctor
 
 says, "I cant figure out what it is. So I'll give you some 
 
 medicine, and if it doesn't work, come back. Ill give you
 
 something else." So clinton takes the perscription and takes the 
 
 pills as directed and comes back in 2 weeks. The physician 
 
 then hands him a different prescription and he comes back in
 
 3 weeks this time. Then, instead of giving him a prescription
 
 he gives him a small tube-like capsule. The doctor says,"Rub this 
 
 around the offending circle and come back tomorrow. Clinton 
 
 returns the next day and starts shouting, "Wow! That stuff was
 
 terriffic doc! What was thast concoction? It worked great!"
 
 The docter then calmly replied; Lipstick remover.
  
 Sent by Bradley
 
 
  



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