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Politics Joke: 101
| The Australian liberal party announced today that they are
changing their emblem to a condom
because it more clearly reflects their party's
political stance :
A condom stands up to inflation,
halts production,
discourages co-operation,
protects a bunch of dicks,
and gives one a sense of security while
screwing others.
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Politics Joke: 102
President Clinton and his wife are at the first baseball game of the
season. At the start of the game the pitcher comes up in the stands and
whispers something in Clinton's ear. All of a sudden Clinton looks at
Hillary and yells, "Okay, Hillary, GET OUT!". She looks surprised but
leaves. The pitcher looks at Clinton and says, "No, I said to throw out
the first PITCH!"
Politics Joke: 103
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the
best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test.
He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.
The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They
question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive
investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.
The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest,
killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no
apologies. The rabbit had it coming.
The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear.
The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!
Politics Joke: 104
A guy is sitting at a bar and orders a drink. At the same time the TV go's
on and there is Bill Clinton about to give a speech. The man yells,
"There's a horses ass"
A guy gets up and punches him.. And the man left.. Then when Hilary
Clinton came on he said the same, "There's a horses ASS..."
He then got punched again.. So he says to the bartender, "What is this, a
Clinton country?" The bartender says "no, Horse country"
Politics Joke: 105
President Clinton to maid: Mam, can you do something about Hillary's room.
She complains that it's the ugliest room in the White House. Maid: Yes,
Mr. President--I'll remove the mirrors right away.
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