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Politics Joke: 96
| Did you hear that Clinton has announced there is a new national bird?
The spread eagle.
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Politics Joke: 97
A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:
"I'd like to become the next President of the United States."
The receptionist: "What are you, an idiot?"
Redneck: "Why, is it required?"
Politics Joke: 98
The 'Kentucky Fried Chicken' franchise has a new Bucket
of Chicken out. It's called the 'Hillary Clinton Bucket.'
It contains two small breasts and two large thighs.
Politics Joke: 99
BUY YUGO WAR BONDS
For $25 US dollars you can invest in the future of a developing
country just out of the clutches of communism.
What your $$$ buyz: Russian ammo for one freedom fighter for
one month for the ethnic clensing!
Their motto: I wanns be like Ike! A little behind the times, BUT!
They model themselves after the US of A.
They want to establish a land- first ridding themselves of
undesireables (like the US did against the native inhabitants)
Why not? What's good enough for US is good enuff for them!
Politics Joke: 100
A little girl asked her father, "Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with Once
Upon A Time?"
And he replied, "No, there is a whole series of Fairy Tales that begin
with 'If Elected I promise...'"
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