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Politics Joke: 6
One day Clinton goes to the bathroom, pulls down his pants,

and much to his amazement, he finds a red ring around his

penis. So the next day he goes to his physician and the doctor

says, "I cant figure out what it is. So I'll give you some

medicine, and if it doesn't work, come back. Ill give you

something else." So clinton takes the perscription and takes the

pills as directed and comes back in 2 weeks. The physician

then hands him a different prescription and he comes back in

3 weeks this time. Then, instead of giving him a prescription

he gives him a small tube-like capsule. The doctor says,"Rub this

around the offending circle and come back tomorrow. Clinton

returns the next day and starts shouting, "Wow! That stuff was

terriffic doc! What was thast concoction? It worked great!"

The docter then calmly replied; Lipstick remover. Sent by Bradley


Politics Joke: 7
Q: Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?

A: They both have, "incert Bill"!

Sent by Gabriel


Politics Joke: 8
What is the difference between the government and the Mafia?

One of them is organized.


Politics Joke: 9
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton all had a spelling contest, which one would win?

Dan Quayle. He's the only one who knows that harass is one word.


Politics Joke: 10
A hundred prostitutes in Washington D.C. were asked if they would ever sleep with President Clinton. 60% said, 'Never again!'





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