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Politics Joke: 91
| After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute, the politician took
$300 out of his wallet and placed it on the dressing table.
"Thanks," she said. "But I only charge $20."
"Twenty bucks for the entire night?" the amazed MP replied. "You can't
make a living on that."
"Oh, don't worry," the whore replied. "I do a little blackmail on the
side!"
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Politics Joke: 92
Finally, Serbian hackers hacked the navigation systems of "Tomahawk"
missiles -- now they're called "Boomerang."
Politics Joke: 93
Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child?
Because dad can't keep his pants on and mom wants to wear
them.
Sent by Nic
Politics Joke: 94
The Yugoslav news agency Tanjug reported that Yugoslavian
air defenses had shot down a NATO F-16 just after nightfall
while the jet was on a bombing run. The plane crashed into
an empty field, creating a huge crater. Serbian search and
rescue workers have recovered 307 bodies so far, proving
that NATO is using Albanian men, women and children terrorists
to wage their war of terror from the sky.
Politics Joke: 95
Why are politicians like diapers?
Both should be changed regularly and for the same reason.
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