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Politics Joke: 81
| One day as Monica Lewinsky was walking along the beach awaiting her Senate
trial testimony, she came upon an ornate bottle that had washed up on
shore. Curious, she picked it up, brushed off the sand, and lo and behold
a genie popped out.
"Greetings, Miss Lewinsky," the genie said. "Since you have released me,
I will grant you one wish."
"Well," Monica replied, "I'm going to be on television alot for a while,
and I want to look my best. I wish you would get rid of these love
handles."
"Your wish is my command," said the genie. A wave of his hands, a puff of
smoke...
And her ears promptly fell off.
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Politics Joke: 82
Monica Lewinsky's tell-all book about her affair with the U.S. President
has, for one Winnipeg Chapters outlet, not sold all that well after its
first day on the shelves, as reported by CBC Radio News.
To draw attention to the book, or to perhaps add some perspective, the
Lewinksy book had three other titles surrounding it on its display:
"Divorce for Dummies"
"100 Ways to Leave Your Lover"
"How to Remove Stains"
Politics Joke: 83
Q: Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog "Buddy?"
A: Because it's a BAD TIME to be yelling "come Spot!" in the Whitehouse.
Politics Joke: 84
Little Boy: What will communism be like when perfected?
His Father: Everyone will have what he needs.
LB: But what if there is a shortage of meat?
HF: There will be a sign in the butcher shop saying,
"No one needs meat today."
Politics Joke: 85
Serbian official press agency claimed today that Serbian forces shot down
two F-117 Planes and four Ballistic "smart" missiles.
Pentagon denied the statement, saying that all of them had safely returned
to NATO's base.
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