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  During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit a
 fortune teller of some local repute. In a dark and hazy room,
 peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news.
 
 "There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt: Prepare
 yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and
 horrible death this year."
 
 Visibly shaken, Hillary stared at the woman's lined face, then at
 the single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a
 few deep breaths to compose herself. She simply had to know. She
 met the fortune teller's gaze, steadied her voice, and asked her
 question:
 
 "Will I be acquitted?"
 
 
  



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