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Politics Joke: 76
| A bus filled with politicians was driving through the
countryside one day, on the campaign trail. The bus driver,
caught up in the beautiful scenery, loses control and
crashes into the ditch.
A farmer living nearby hears the horrible crash and
rushes out to discover the wreckage. Finding the politicians
he buries them.
The next day, the police come to the farm to question the
man. "So you buried all the politicians?" asked the police
officer. "Were they all dead?"
The farmer answered, "Some said they weren't, but you
know how politicians lie."
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Politics Joke: 77
A woman shows up at the white house in a trench coat and scarf and says,
"I received your emergency phone call, Mrs. Clinton, and came right away,
but what could "I" possibly do to save the country?"
Mrs. Clinton: "Come inside and let me explain, Mrs. Bobbit..."
Politics Joke: 78
A tourist from the United States of America is at a resturant
in Havana. He tells the waiter that the USA is the best
country in the world because of the freedoms it has. He says,
"Take Freedom of Speech for example. I could stand in front
of the White House in Washington D.C. and yell 'President
Clinton is a bastard!' and nothing would be done to me." The
Cuban waiter replies, "We have that same freedom in Cuba. I
could stand in front of El Capital and yell the same thing and
nothing would be done to me too!"
Politics Joke: 79
Former Vice President Quayle, Speaker of the House
Gingrich, and President Clinton are traveling in a
car together in Kansas. A tornado comes along and
whirls them up into the air and tosses them thousands
of yards away. They all fall into a daze.
When they come to and extract themselves from the
vehicle, they realize they're in the fabled Land of Oz.
They decide to go see the famous Wizard of Oz. The
Wizard is known for granting people their wishes.
Quayle says, "I'm going to ask the Wizard for a brain."
Gingrich responds, "I'm going to ask the Wizard for a heart."
Clinton speaks up, "Where's Dorothy?"
Politics Joke: 80
It seems that Ken Starr is dropping all sexual allegations against
President Clinton. It all stems from the Paula Jones case. The
spokesperson remarked that it would be impossible for a woman with
a six inch nose to give a blow job to a person with a three inch dick.
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