|
Politics Joke: 66
| How big is Bill Clinton's Penis?
Not as big as Hillary's
|
|
Politics Joke: 67
Boss, to four of his employees: "I'm really sorry,
but I'm going to have to let one of you go."
Black Employee: "I'm a protected minority."
Female Employee: "And I'm a woman."
Oldest Employee: "Fire me, buster, and I'll hit you with an
age discrimination suit so fast it'll make your head spin."
...To which they all turn to look at the helpless young,
white, male employee, who thinks a moment, then responds:
"I think I might be gay..."
Politics Joke: 68
A young, ruthless executive died and went to hell. When he got there,
he saw one sign that said Capitalist Hell, and another that said
Socialist Hell. In front of the Socialist Hell was an incredibly long
line, while there was no-one in front of the Capitalist Hell. So the
executive asked the guard, "What do they do to you in Socialist Hell?"
"They boil you in oil, whip you, and then put you on the rack," the
guard replied.
"And what do they do to you in Capitalist Hell?"
"The same exact thing," the guard answered.
"Then why is everybody in line for Socialist Hell?"
"Because in Socialist Hell, they're always out of oil, whips, and racks!"
Politics Joke: 69
One gay man says to the other, did you hear Newt Gingrich is coming out?
"Really?" the second gay man says, "that's amazing!"
The first gay man says, "yeah we're lucky, he's only coming
out of Congress, would you wanna sleep with him?"
Sent by Patrick
Politics Joke: 70
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear?
To keep his ankles warm.
< < Prev
15
16
17
18
19
20
21
22
23
24
Next > >
|
|
