Politics Joke: 61
| What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from his
girlfriend at Oxford?
I did not have textual relations with that woman.
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Politics Joke: 62
Interesting things about Monica Lewinsky:
- Nobody would know about her if it weren't for Bill
- She sucks
- She blows
- She's bloated
- She's the focus of a huge legal battle
- She'll go down in a heartbeat
Who does she think she is, Microsoft Windows?
Politics Joke: 63
Why doesn't Hillary wear short dress?
Her balls would show.
Politics Joke: 64
Hillary and Chelsea were having a deep dish heart
to heart talk about Chelsea's college experiences.
Hillary: So have you found dating to be fullflling
experience?
Chelsea: It's okay..but i don't like how the boys
sometimes act like real sex hounds.
Hillary: Well, uh, have you, uh, actually had sex?
Chelsea: Well Mom, no, not IF you define sex the
way Daddy does.
Politics Joke: 65
At a government affair, the wives of four world
leaders are chatting about how people refer to a
penis in their countries.
The wife of Tony Blair says in England people
call it a gentleman, because it stands up when
women are entering.
The wife of Boris Yeltsin says in Russia you call
it a patriot, because you never know if it will
hit you on the front or on the back side.
The wife of Chirac says in France you call it a
curtain, because it goes down after the act.
With great resignation, the wife of Clinton says
in the USA you call it a rumor, because it
goes from mouth to mouth...
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